CC 226: Celebrity Resolutions

Author: kaufman

Date: December 26, 2003

by kaufman
12-26-03
Paris Hilton
I promise not to seem so vacuous this year.
What did I say? What does vacuous mean?
Rush Limbaugh
No more pills for me. I'm going cold-turkey.
Until I can figure out a way to blame it on the liberals.
Michael Jackson
I will quit fondling 11-year-old boys.
They all turn 12 this year.