Not since the Nixon administration ...

Author: kaufman

Date: December 29, 2003

by kaufman
12-29-03
Mr. President, is this a good time for your Daily National Security Briefing?
Why, yes it is. Tell me what's going on.
First of all, the CIA reports that Al Qaeda is working on a new experimental weapon, code-named "Kafka."
Sounds sinister. What's this Kafka thing do?
That's the problem, sir. We don't know yet, but we're hoping to hear from our sources soon.