Harry Potter and the Infield Fly Rule

Author: kaufman

Date: January 8, 2004

by kaufman
1-08-04
You wanted to see me, Professor?
Yes, Harry. The Ministry of Magic is putting together an all-star baseball team. We'd like you to be our shortstop.
Sure, I think I can do that. Who else is on the team?
We've got Malfoy on first, Weasley on second, and You-Know-Who on third.
No I don't. Who's on third?
*You Know Who*!