FTC 18: Friends of Mao W.

Author: kaufman

Date: January 13, 2004

by kaufman
1-13-04
What can I get you sir?
I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here
Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want.
Well in that case maybe I will have something.
I hope this isn't another one of those "eating pussy" jokes.
Oh no, sir, it's far worse. You know how alcoholics need to have liquor? Well, this guy's a practicing CATholic.