CC34: The Golden Goose Cashes In

Author: kaufman

Date: June 4, 2001

by kaufman
6-04-01
Oh man, my butt is really acting up and ... WHOA!
Thynk yyy fyr rylyysyng my frym thys spyt whyry Y'vy byyn trypped fyr syx cyntyryys.
O Speech-Impediment-Afflicted Genie, can you grant me a wish?
Ys lyng ys yyy rymyyn yn thys spyt, yyyr fyndyst dysyry wyll cymy tryy.
So as long as I stay here, I can lay manboobs instead of golden eggs? Goodbye hemmerhoids, I'm gonna sit right here until I die!