Explains a lot, doesn't it?

Author: kaufman

Date: June 6, 2001

by kaufman
6-06-01
In the distant future ...
Ok, you can use my machine to go back in time, but stay on the path and don't even kill an insect. Otherwise, you'll irreparably damage history.
No problema! Year 2000, here I come!
Here I am in old Florida. Oops, almost stepped on that bug. There must be some safe way for me to leave my mark ...
Back to the Future ...
Relax, I didn't hurt a fly. Although just for the fun of it, I did mess with a box of butterfly BALLOTS.
DUMMKOPF!