We Are Looking for Goose and Squirm

Author: kaufman

Date: February 3, 2004

by kaufman
2-03-04
I have a question for you, Mr. Know-it-all.
Why certainly, Rocky, my friend, inquire away.
How come during that halftime show did Nelly keep grabbing at his crotch with his left hand?
Well, there were two reasons for that.
True.
First of all, he'd had a Bud Light before coming out on the stage, and second, he'd named his left hand Fergus.