The Rise and Fall of Private Whitman

Author: kaufman

Date: February 9, 2004

by kaufman
2-09-04
In Vietnam, Private Steve Whitman distinguished himself as a Master of Disguise, personally dispatching hundreds of Viet Cong.
Oh, what a cute widdle girl.
Just one step closer, Charlie, and I'll be able to rip your throat out.
Many believe he came close to winning the war singlehandedly for the US-led forces ...
Nice doggie. Want a treat?
Heh heh. Now to pull the pin on my "bone".
... until he was accidentally court-martialled while on an undercover mission.
When Charlie attacks the camp, I'll be ready to fall on him.
No sign of Whitman anywhere. He must be AWOL.