Tommy, Can You Push Me?

Author: kaufman

Date: February 19, 2004

by kaufman
2-19-04
Good news, sir. The boys in research have found a bit of Helen Keller's DNA. They're cloning it now.
Great, great! What are you planning to do with it?
We're thinking of having her tend to a parapalegic in need of care on a new show. We'll call it "Deaf-Blind Eye for the Lame Guy."
Genius! Pack up your stuff; you're getting promoted!
What a nice day for a walk.
Are you nuts? You're pushing me down the middle of a busy street. HELLLLP!