CC 235: Inside the Neonatal Ward

Author: kaufman

Date: March 4, 2004

by kaufman
3-04-04
My mommy's nicer than your mommy!
Oh yeah? Did she hold you and rock you for three hours straight? Has she already created a 70-megabyte Web page devoted strictly to you?
No ...
So there. Ha ha!
My mommy let me eat the placenta.
WAAAAAAAA!