Lassie Faire

Author: kaufman

Date: June 14, 2001

by kaufman
6-14-01
WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
What's that, Lassie? Timmie's fallen down the well again?
WOOF! WOOF!
Hang on, son, I'm on my way!
Stupid human doesn't even have a clue that I said to call Guinness; I'd been standing on this stupid ball for 94 hours.
Ooooh, oversized acorn!