Death Takes a Holiday

Author: kaufman

Date: April 2, 2004

by kaufman
4-02-04
What the?
It's Sunday, April 1, and as an April Fools joke, I'm bringing back all the creatures I killed last week.
You're alive. Go home!
You mean I have to slit my wrists AGAIN to end it all? Thanks a lot!
Brad, for my grand finale, I'm going to resurrect the ear that was bitten off a candy Easter bunny, so I need "Bongo" brought back.
NO!