Stairway to Heaven: The Long Version

Author: kaufman

Date: April 6, 2004

by kaufman
4-06-04
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold.
Oooooh, shiny.
And she's buying a stairway to Heaven.
How much for the stairway?
Everything's $1.
When she gets there she knows if the stores are all closed, with a word she can get what she came for.
Muffins.
Right this way, ma'am.