They Get You Every Time

Author: kaufman

Date: April 9, 2004

by kaufman
4-09-04
Master, I did it! I managed to receive anal sex from the Harlem Globetrotters.
Excellent, Igor. Now I will be able to collect their precious jism, extract the DNA, and breed an army of superhuman basketball players!
Just turn around, and let me collect ...
IDIOT! That's not semen in you, it's confetti!