Music Super(star)market Quickies

Author: kaufman

Date: April 22, 2004

by kaufman
4-22-04
inagaddadavida inagaddadavida.
Someone's mumbling like she can hardly stay awake. Should have taken your Iron Butterfly Vitamins, now with extra iron!
Ow! It hurts when I wipe my ass.
Son, try new Johnny Cash. This toilet paper's made of seized laundered money, and it's so soft because we laundered them with extra fabric softener.
This forest is so peaceful. I can almost hear the natural music passing by.
Ah yes, madame. That is because I have planted these zam fir trees. The wind blowing through them sounds just like a pan flute.