BTC 2: I need this like I need a hole in my head

Author: kaufman

Date: April 26, 2004

by kaufman
4-26-04
President Bush will be announcing his newest faith-based initiative shortly.
I hate these things. Why can't they just leave it to us to practice religion in the way we choose to?
My fellow Americans, as a show of faith and unity, I am declaring today National Stigmata Day.
National WHAT?
That's the last straw! OW! OW!