A Grave Mistake

Author: kaufman

Date: April 30, 2004

by kaufman
4-30-04
At long last, our new house is completed. I can't wait to move in.
Uh oh.
What's the matter, honey?
I think we built this place on an old Indian burial ground. We'd better tear it down and build our dream house somewhere else.
What makes you say that?
Look over here. It says, "Here lies Mahatma Gandhi's great-grandmother."