The New Hire

Author: kaufman

Date: May 3, 2004

by kaufman
5-03-04
Hello?
Ginny, it's me. I aced the interview. They offered me the job. I'll be the new sales representative for all of South Carolina.
The whole state?
Yup, Charleston, Columbia, Spartanburg, Dillon, Hilton Head, Orangeburg, Aiken, Clemson, Myrtle Beach, you name it.
Wait a minute. I told you that no husband of mine is gonna do any work in Santee, South Carolina. You did get that put in your contract, didn't you?
Yes, Virginia. There is a Santee clause.