The Rest of the Story

Author: kaufman

Date: May 5, 2004

by kaufman
5-05-04
Yes, General, I've created a time machine big enough to send a whole army back in time.
Excellent! We'll go back to the root of this Mideast crisis, and nip it in the bud.
Here's the deal. If you let go of either of those metal contacts, or come down from that thing, you'll be electrocuted.