Has this FTC had a Hitler's Ass joke yet?

Author: kaufman

Date: May 14, 2004

by kaufman
5-14-04
Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Yes, we did.
What was your first date with him like?
It was...well, let's just say it was interesting...
*Start Flashback*
Schneller, Ilsa! Schneller!
I am sorry, mein Fuehrer, but meine Vierzehininchenspeikenstrapon is stuck in your ass.