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| You served the president rabbit stew? He's allergic! If he doesn't survive, you'll live on in infamy ... | |
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| I know, I know, as the person who put the hare in Harrison. | |
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| I'm ready to meet with the NBA champions. Where are they, and why do I feel this pressure in my rectum? | |
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| Psssst, John, shall we tell him that Haldeman put the Knicks in Nixon? | |
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| My fellow Americans: We are engaged in a deadly war with the British. But all I have to say is, What? Me Worry? | |
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| Where's the speechwriter who put the Mad in Madison? | |
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