CC 246: Collect All 43, Trade Them With Your Friends

Author: kaufman

Date: May 25, 2004

by kaufman
5-25-04
#23: 1891
You served the president rabbit stew? He's allergic! If he doesn't survive, you'll live on in infamy ...
I know, I know, as the person who put the hare in Harrison.
#37: 1970
I'm ready to meet with the NBA champions. Where are they, and why do I feel this pressure in my rectum?
Psssst, John, shall we tell him that Haldeman put the Knicks in Nixon?
#4: 1813
My fellow Americans: We are engaged in a deadly war with the British. But all I have to say is, What? Me Worry?
Where's the speechwriter who put the Mad in Madison?