Quarterly Report

Author: kaufman

Date: June 2, 2004

by kaufman
6-02-04
What the hell was that?
Our new series, "Quarterly Report." Gripping, no?
Are you kidding? I just sat through three hours of that stupid cowboy just standing there.
I know. This is better than "24." The suspense builds up here, and then after 13 weeks, during sweeps, he gives his quarterly report.
And people are going to watch it?
Of course! They'll have invested so much time in the show ... We'd better head back. The final episode is about to air.