Until I can look up some real Tom Waits lyrics ...

Author: kaufman

Date: June 22, 2001

by kaufman
6-22-01
Although it's a little-known secret, this is actually the 34th best restaurant in all of North America. Notice also that the staff sing EVERYTHING.
o/` Hello, my name is Thomas, and although I am an aspiring young actor, I will by necessity be your server tonight. o/`
Hi Tom, my name is Monica, and have I got a tip for you ...
o/` Tonight's specials are fresh-caught Maine Lobster, El Pollo Diablo, Buddha's Delight, ...
mmmmm mmmmm mmmnghghghg ...
o/` Tricolored Penne Topped With Donkey Veal, and if you really want me to come within the next half hour, you'd better insert both fists o/`