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| Help me, Doc! I was fisting Jenna Bush, but my arm started flopping around and then it fell asleep and hasn't awoken since. | |
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| Hardly surprising, she was probably so shitfaced, the alcohol seeped through her rectal tissues and into your fist. Your arm's just drunk and sleeping it off. | |
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| Really? I wish I knew more about this phenomenon. | |
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| After imbibing large quantities of alcohol, it may collect around the excretory organs. This can cause side effects of flatulence and anal discharge. | |
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| People with Jenna's perversion drink heavily to get the pleasurable side effects of olestra without having to eat potato chips. | |
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| So my arm is intoxicated from fisting her blotto ass? Wow, it's the literal truth, I'm drunk on the moon! | |
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