FTC 37: I am not a cookie

Author: kaufman

Date: June 19, 2004

by kaufman
6-19-04
I cant stand my father, he is SUCH an asshole!
Oh goodness, i know! Just last week he got me whipped for playing grab-ass with the angels!
I wonder what Satan thinks about my dad, I mean he can't still be sour at him for the whole "eternal damnation" thing
Hmmm...
Ok, enough of the small talk. Where the heck are Elvis and Nixon? Our foursome's supposed to tee off in five minutes.
Oh, I forgot to tell you. I ate them.