FTC 37: Volun-tears

Author: kaufman

Date: June 19, 2004

by kaufman
6-19-04
I cant stand my father, he is SUCH an asshole!
Oh goodness, i know! Just last week he got me whipped for playing grab-ass with the angels!
I wonder what Satan thinks about my dad, I mean he can't still be sour at him for the whole "eternal damnation" thing
Hmmm...
So God sends me down here because he doesn't like the folks I hang out with. Unlike Jesus with all his goody-goody friends.
Jesus? Pardon me, boy, is that the cat who knew Cthulhu?