Maybe top it off with some Miracle Whip?

Author: kaufman

Date: July 19, 2004

by kaufman
7-19-04
We have a famine in first century Israel, and I was wondering if Pillsbury would like to help out by donating some bread.
Yes, we've already got Mrs. Paul's seafood on board. We'll pass your loaves and their fish to the movers and shakers of that era.
His holiness, Pope John Paul II was not available for comment.