CC 253: When a Man Makes Love to a Woman ...

Author: kaufman

Date: August 10, 2004

by kaufman
8-10-04
Excuse me, miss, how would you like to have a good time?
Wait a minute, I recognize you, you're Ahmet Naharopian, the famed Indian male prostitute. I hear you're great. Tell me, what are your rates?
$2500 for a three minute quickie, $750 for 20 minutes, and $3.50 for the full hour.
Whoa, what a bargain! I think I'll take a full hour with you.
That's incredible. You really had a date with Ahmet Naharopian! But one thing I don't get, why that inverted price scale?
Three words: Bed of nails.