Pants Trek: The Motion Picture

Author: kaufman

Date: August 25, 2004

by kaufman
8-25-04
We've detected a probe coming toward earth called PNTS. I want you to look at it.
Right-O
There it is, Captain, it looks like a pair of pants.
Oh my god, Uhura, those must be the pants I shot into space 30 years ago. I must destroy them. I'm going out there.
Listen, PNTS, know why a golfer wears two pairs of pants? In case he makes a HOLE-IN-ONE! Hahahaha!
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