Shut up and deal!

Author: kaufman

Date: August 25, 2004

by kaufman
8-25-04
Hello, boorite.
Hi, mom. Did you get the mail?
Yes I did, and before you ask, no, there's nothing from that Suzie Derkins, just like there hasn't been every day for the last 22 years.
I'm sure it'll come tomorrow.
Why don't you give up, son? She probably got run over by a truck in 1989, or something.
No, I won't. I would never quit out of a play-by-mail strip poker game. That would be dishonorable.