A Modern Fairy Tale

Author: kaufman

Date: August 27, 2004

by kaufman
8-27-04
pssssssst ... hey kid, wake up.
ok, hang on ... let me get the light.
click.
Who are you, and how did you get into my bedroom?
I'm Peter Pants. I'm here to teach you to fly, and take you Never Never Land.
Wait a minute, I know you. You're Michael Jackson!
Of course not! I'm Peter Pants. Can't you see? I'm black.