Doiliverance, part 2

Author: kaufman

Date: September 30, 2004

by kaufman
9-30-04
After walking for hours, the escaped Martha Stweart finally comes upon civilization.
o/`Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dum-doing...
Is that an out-of-tune banjo I hear?
Those strings are shot, but we can use them to hoist your instrument to the ceiling, where it will make a tasteful chandelier.
And then we'll attach this spittoon to it, and poke some holes into the fingerboard, so it will mist down the incoming saliva.
Cool. I always wanted a drooling banjo.