Doiliverance, part 4

Author: kaufman

Date: September 30, 2004

by kaufman
9-30-04
Well, lookie what we have here. Ain't you got purty little lips?
Thank you, they're colored with lipstick pigmented from two parts beef gravy, one part potpourri, four parts goat blood, and one part Kool-Ade.
Well, little lady, I want you squeal like ... wait a minute, potpourri? Beef gravy? You're Martha Stewart, aren'tcha?
Well, uh, yes I am.
Then squeal like a papier mache porcine centerpiece, decorated with pink-dyed pencil shavings, and with the eyes made from bing cherries ...
I think I'm in love.