VOAT 1

Author: kaufman

Date: October 4, 2004

by kaufman
10-04-04
One of you will not be inaugurated on January 20, 2005. Should you lose the election, what do you plan to do?
Ever since I learned my dad was flammable, I knew I wanted to be a firefighter.
I want to wear a red hat, and ride on the truck and carry the hose.
I want to restore my ties with the Catholic Church. In fact my ambition is to become the first Pope in centuries from a country other than Italy.
Ha! You forgot Poland.
Not again.