We have deployed two hundred dogs into space to serve as an early warning system for alien attack. They have been given a designer stimulant that will keep them awake 24/7.
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Space Collie, check. Orbital Beagle, check. Uh oh! 199 of the dogs are alert, sir, but it looks like the Sky Lab has crashed.
