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| The new PT Cruiser from Chrysler. Drive it, and you'll be the talk of the town. | |
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| Honorable ninja, I'm tired of being a wallflower. I want to have people talk about me. Give me one of them PT Cruisers. | |
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| Oh, I can get you a good deal. But would not be Honorable ninja if I didn't say that car looks straight out of 1949. | |
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| Good evening. Our top stories tonight: A record setting April blizzard. A dreadful ambush in Iraq. | |
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| Harold Johnson of 614 Golden Lane was spotted driving an unbelievably ugly car. And a landmark Supreme Court decision on abortion. | |
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