(1983) The Fellowship of the Yellow Smiley Face

Author: kaufman

Date: October 28, 2004

by kaufman
10-28-04
I can't take any Moria. Time for a break.
Thou shalt not pass out of this cavernous office. It is time for our Daily Meeting!
BEGONE, FOUL SPAWN OF SAM WALTON! I SHALL CAST YOU INTO THE FIREPIT OF YOUR ORIGIN!
So you dragged him back to Bentonville?
Naah, too far. So I just gave him the old slamma-jamma-down, and left him under some shelves in Garden Supplies.