CC 270: At the Superheroes' Reunion

Author: kaufman

Date: December 21, 2004

by kaufman
12-21-04
If it isn't the Human Chameleon! How ya doin', old chum?
Not bad at all, long time no see!
Look at our wives over there. I see they're already getting along famously.
Yeah. Interesting how everyone here is married these days. Except Superman, of course.
Why of course? What's with him?
Think about it. Every time he meets a girl he finds attractive, he "undresses" her with his x-ray vision. Three months later, she has terminal cancer.