FTC 50: Easy Gum, Easy Go

Author: kaufman

Date: December 26, 2004

by kaufman
12-26-04
MUAHAHAHA! I've got you now! I'm going to chew off your knees and floss with your spinal column!
Uhmm...
What?
Four out of five dentists recommend using a softer floss on your teeth. Why don't you try an invertebrate?
Floss with an invertebrate? BRILLIANT! Where can we find some earthworms?
Haven't you seen the commercials? An Earthworm Emporium just opened up at 17th and Main.