Why Geeks Don't Play Golf

Author: kaufman

Date: December 28, 2004

by kaufman
12-28-04
Caddy, hand me my GPS.
196.8214 yards from the pin, 2441.14 mm below the flagstick. Punch up the local weather on my PDA, and let me have a look.
Winds from the north-northwest at seven knots. Ok, give me a pi-iron.