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| You can't just sit around here moping. You need to get yourself a job. I know that gig as the Padres mascot doesn't thrill you, but ... | |
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| I told you once, and I told you again; I will not wear that chicken suit! My loyalties are to another ballclub. Hang on, the phone's ringing. | |
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| Hello? ... What? ... Yes, I want to be the Devil Ray ... No problem, just send me the costume. | |
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And he spent the next week and a half trying in vain to punch some eyeholes into his costume.
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| Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more ... | |
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