CC 271: A Short-sighted Solution

Author: kaufman

Date: December 29, 2004

by kaufman
12-29-04
You can't just sit around here moping. You need to get yourself a job. I know that gig as the Padres mascot doesn't thrill you, but ...
I told you once, and I told you again; I will not wear that chicken suit! My loyalties are to another ballclub. Hang on, the phone's ringing.
Hello? ... What? ... Yes, I want to be the Devil Ray ... No problem, just send me the costume.
And he spent the next week and a half trying in vain to punch some eyeholes into his costume.
Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more ...