CC 272: Under Screech

Author: kaufman

Date: January 8, 2005

by kaufman
1-08-05
So let me get this straight. I, Jean-Claude Van Damme, am now trapped in the body of a chessboard, you, Bruce Lee, are now a floating ethereal head, and Chuck Norris is a black woman?
That's right, and ... look out, above you!
Caw! Caw! Caw!
What the fuck was that?
Stephen Seagull.