CC 275: The Surrogate (2)

Author: kaufman

Date: February 11, 2005

by kaufman
2-11-05
So I need to borrow your time machine to go back to 1851 and kill the president and take his place in order to prove my love for Juanita.
Don't you think they'll notice a black man in the White House?
Not at all. We're talking 1851. All the comics were in black and white. Nobody will be able to tell the difference.
Oh, all right, go ahead. The keys to the time machine are under the welcome mat.
154 years earlier ...
It worked. I'm back in 1851 and I look the same as the white people.
maaaaaaaa.