CC 275: The Surrogate (5)

Author: kaufman

Date: February 11, 2005

by kaufman
2-11-05
So you didn't say which president, so I went back in time and killed Fillmore and took his place, and now you know I love you, right?
The president looks white in those pictures from 1852. You're going to have to do better than that.
How ya doin', Doc. I need the time machine again.
Back in 1865 ...
Sorry to do this, Abe, but to prove to my girl that I love her, I have to kill you and take your place.
All for true love? Can't find a better reason than that, I suppose. Very well, you'll find me at the theater tonight.