Finally using their heads

Author: kaufman

Date: February 14, 2005

by kaufman
2-14-05
We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news. The National Hockey League lockout has been settled.
For months the owners had insisted on the imposition of a salary cap, and the players had steadfastly refused.
The impasse was broken early this morning, when representatives of the owners offered the players a salary toque instead.