WW 37: WWJH?

Author: kaufman

Date: February 16, 2005

by kaufman
2-16-05
My friend and I have a bet. You know where the Bible says "Jesus wept"? I say you faked it because you wanted to make the Guinness book for shortest Bible verse.
Your name is Jesus? Funny, you don't look Mexican.
I heard you calling my name as you were whacking off, so I came here as fast as I could. What can I do for you, my son?
Uh, a blowjob?