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| My friend and I have a bet. You know where the Bible says "Jesus wept"? I say you faked it because you wanted to make the Guinness book for shortest Bible verse. | |
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| Your name is Jesus? Funny, you don't look Mexican. | |
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| I heard you calling my name as you were whacking off, so I came here as fast as I could. What can I do for you, my son? | |
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