ACT IX: The Well-Dressed Was Paul

Author: kaufman

Date: February 17, 2005

by kaufman
2-17-05
The Eagles and Patriots divide points fourteen, they've all left the field, now I make a scene...
o/` Hark, O' Jude, Makest it not fell. Unhappy minstrel, Makest him well.
Take memory of her entry in thine heart, Commence thine art Of making well.
Hark, O' Jude, Fearest nary. Thou art createn To yon wench marry ...
A tragic fate most undeserved. Mine eyes hath abomination observed. A wardrobe malfunction we can tolerate not.
Pull the plug quickly, Paul's career goes ZOT!