There was an old lady who married a fly

Author: kaufman

Date: February 25, 2005

by kaufman
2-25-05
Thank goodness you're home! I was worried sick about you.
Worried? Why?
It's been four days. Where have you been all this time? I thought you'd been swatted or something.
Oh, come on, I told you, honey.
I had an optometrist's appointment.