When You've Seen One Zombie Movie, You've Seen the Mall

Author: kaufman

Date: March 8, 2005

by kaufman
3-08-05
BRAAAAAIIIINNNSSS!
Hey, keep it down, man. Haven't you heard they'll be shooting a zombie picture over at the shopping mall? You want to be in that film, no?
Of course, Herb. You know that.
Then get with the program. You know what to do.
OOORRAAAANGGEE JUUUUUULLIUUUUSS!
JAAAAAAAYYY SEEEEEEEEE PENNEEEYYYY!