Mid-Morning of the Dead

Author: kaufman

Date: March 9, 2005

by kaufman
3-09-05
Dude, you and your buddies ought to quit hanging out at that Monroeville dump. I'm opening a new shopping mall that'll knock your feet off.
Oh yeah? What stores will you have?
You'll love it. We've got Brain Bryant, The Brain Locker, Brains & Noble, Lobe & Taylor, Victoria's Cerebellum, ...
Uh huh?
... and of course Orange Julius.
OOORRAAAANGGEE JUUUUUULLIUUUUSS